Stupid Japanese Wii Manual

These are images in the manual of the Japanese version of wii.
They look stupid.




"Don't use the Wii-mote for hitting your friend's face, we are not liable for that. In that case, we recommend using other objects instead."



"Don't pour orange juice on the console. You may like to try pouring coke instead."


"You cannot measure your heart beat using a wii."


"Ciggarete smoking is also dangerous to your Wii. It can have lung cancer."


"Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing."


"Who the hell will throw their wii in the garbage? Just sell it."


"Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning."


"Blu-ray discs will not work in the Wii."


"Do not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping."


"When the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket."

sources:
Kotaku.com
Gizmodo.com